|The Story of Toni and Candice|
|Season 5, Episode 1|
|Air date||January 8, 2015|
|Written by||Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Karey Dornetto & Graham Wagner|
|Directed by||Jonathan Krisel|
The Story of Toni and Candice is the season 5 premiere and thirty-eighth episode of Portlandia.
The origin story of the feminist bookstore. A merger between two corporate book retailers pits young, sexy, shoulder-pad-wearing Toni and Candace against one another in fierce competition to be head of the Chick Lit Department.
- Peter Giles as Bruce Nathansen
- Peter Alzado
- Austin Blair
- Dustin Blair
- Angel Bouchet
- Judith Ford
- Wrick Jones