|Season 4, Episode 3|
|Air date||March 13, 2014|
|Written by||Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Karey Dornetto & Graham Wagner|
|Directed by||Jonathan Krisel|
A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy.
- Steve Buscemi as Marty
- Jeff Goldblum as Beet Accident Man
- Silas Weir Mitchell as FBI
- Kumail Nanjiani as Human Bandwith Manager
- Henry Cottrel
- Brad Fletcher
- Jaime Langdon
- Andrea Yates
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